Please read the policies below as you agree to them when you send in your booking inquiry.
In person
Deposits
Deposits are required for all in-person services and are expected upon deciding a date and time. For appointments 2h and under, the deposit is $50 via etransfer or Paypal with no notes. For longer appointments, deposits are 25% of the total appointment fee. Please set the password of the etransfer to "passionate".
Screening
Screening is non-negotiable and required for all appointment types.I require a copy of your ID or a link to your LinkedIn profile. I don't accept other methods of screening such as references or PERB account or other online account handle.
Cancellations
If you cancel within 48h of our appointment, your deposit is forfeit and you will be required to pay another one to see me again. If you cancel before this time, I can apply the deposit to a rescheduling, but if you cancel repeatedly, it will be forfeit. Please respect my time and effort.
Why don't you offer same-day appointments?
I do, it's just they are at a cost of $1000 per hour. I have a life with school and other commitments that I am loathe to abandon last-minute without significant incentive.
Online purchases
Payments
To purchase any of my online content or physical items that require shipping, I take payment in advance via etransfer, tip on my clipsites (plus 20% to make up for their cut), or Mintstars (crypto). Any physical items will have shipping added on to their price.
Turnaround time
My turnaround time for custom clips varies. I say about 2 weeks for a custom but typically run much shorter. For physical items, your item will be shipped within the week and when it arrives is entirely dependent on what shipping you chose at time of purchase.
Refunds
I don't do refunds of my online content as I cannot "take back" my services. If I'm unable to complete your custom in a reasonable amount of time, an exception may be made or with your permission I'll give you bonus content in lieu of the refund.
Why don't you do live shows/Video calls?
I don't like doing them. The closest you'll get to a live show is either me in person, or purchasing one of my sexting packages.